Dear baby mama,
Thank you for being the best mother ever. Thank you for the silliness you bring into her life, for the pure joy that radiates from her like a euphoric Chernobyl.
Thank you for the nine months you put in, and for the 8 oz of castor oil you put in and dealing with all it brought back up.
Thanks for saying "It's ok if she lays down with me," on day 4 and for all the tossing and lack of sleep that's brought you since.
Thanks for the great healthy food you feed her. I've never known a baby to eat better.
Thanks for teaching her every day, everything from her ABCs to the best way to spoof someone.
Thanks for the stylish clothes and amazing hair cuts and hair dos.
Thanks for giving her the genetics needed to be so beautiful.
Thanks for making her tough in this cruel , cruel world. ha.
Thanks for making her the happiest baby I've ever seen. She's lucky to have you and so am I.
Happy Mother's Day babe. We love you.
7 years ago